To Whom it may concern:

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentality's and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.


Let your conversational communications demonstrate a clarified conciseness, a compact comprehensibleness, no coalescent conglomerations of precious garrulity, jejune bafflement and asinine affectations.

May your extemporaneous verbal evaporation's and expatriation's have lucidity, intelligibility and veracious vivacity without rodomontade or Thespian bombast.


Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous propensity, psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double entendres, obnoxious jocosity and pestiferous profanity...observable or apparent.

Sincerely,

daemon