...got off work, walked through blinding snow, found car frozen solid with ice.
Only people left on the Plaza were riding their horses back to the trailers. (Carriage Rides)
Car won't open despite repeated efforts.
Did I mention the blinding snow?
It was a good thing...no one could see me piss all over my car to thaw my doors and get them open!
Also got the distinct Christmas Eve pleasure of doing the same (car, pissing, thaw, open) for two other frozen out compatriots of the retail scene...glad I drank all that water before I left work!
And thanks to the guys for being such good sports about it. (You said you weren't looking...)
Ya got to do, what ya got to do!
So I guess what I mean is... Merry Christmas to me and to you All!
Ahhh . . . another Christmas memory. Thanks for sharing! Who would have thought we were designed to be so multi-functional? Oh . . . I guess you would.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
hahahahahahahahaha! That's awesome.
ReplyDeleteDon't eat yellow snow!! Tho't of this line when I read your post, one way to melt that ice.
ReplyDeleteH*A*P*P*Y N*E*W Y*E*A*R 2010!