Yes...I'll wait...
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams
Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man. ~Arthur Helps
Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell. ~Robin Morgan
If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ~Jean Kerr
The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one." ~Rita Rudner
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. ~Lana Turner
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men. ~Mae West
When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent. ~S.A. Sachs
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. ~Bruce Willis
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ~Yoko Ono
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