One guys thoughts about his life.
A few years ago my families' house caught on fire. When the fire fighters showed up, I asked them about their extra-curricular activities. When two of them told me that they were lesbians, I told them that they could not put out the fire because I dissaproved of that stuff. I also said the same thing to the one gay guy.However, there was one guy who said that some times he was a little "Bi-Curious". I let him spray the hose on the garage.Finally, the last fire fighter told me that he had spent the previous evening at a strip joint getting lap dances from naked & greased up "Hoochies," and then went home with two prostitutes..females at that. I told him that he was perfectly fit & proper to put out the fire.Unfortunately, by then the fire had overwhelmed the entire structure. Now my family is dead.But at least I stuck to my principles.
Joe,Have I told you lately...I love you! :) Thanks for the grin and laugh this morning. I needed that. I am so sorry for your loss. Bwhahahahaha!!!Daemon