Sunday, October 11, 2009

Thoughts on Men...

Yes...I'll wait...

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams

Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man. ~Arthur Helps

Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell. ~Robin Morgan

If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ~Jean Kerr

The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one." ~Rita Rudner

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. ~Lana Turner

It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men. ~Mae West

When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent. ~S.A. Sachs

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. ~Bruce Willis

Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ~Yoko Ono

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